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Prattling about my stupid life

And my brilliant opinions

Created on 2005-06-30 07:53:56 (#7590963), last updated 2008-03-01

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Name:M_lurkinghorror
Location:Chicago, Illinois, United States
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"Danielle was born in the 8th ring of hell. The midwife was Lamia, the whore-beast scourge of the ancient world. Demons chewed the umbelical cord and her first shriek into the air was carried on the wings of imps to a small village in Scotland. By the next morning every inhabitant of Ynkbarne was dead. Her coming is our doom, her life our condemnation. Look upon her face, for it is the face of Evil. Look upon your destruction, the Traveler has come!"

---mixer

"Some of your mothers peed defiantly on porches. It's not the peeing that's hard for me, or the learning HOW to pee, it's the learning WHEN to pee."
--Jenna
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biking, boom-boom, hoo-ha, mother goose bondage porn., pee-pee, totalfark, yabba-dabba-doo

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